fascinating! avirl lavigne has officially declared war on perez hilton with the launch of her brilliantly titled new website perezlavigne.com. let’s take a gander at the engrossing welcome letter;
Dear User,
I am Avril Lavigne and this is my personal message to get back at the scumbag above!
Maybe you have already heard that Perez Hilton wrote bad things about me on his online Blog.
I mean, he thinks in his own little world that he is the best and he makes everybody look silly on his Blog. But in reality he is the biggest silly person I’ve ever seen! His insults have really hurt me so please help me to kick Perez in the ass with this web site now!
If you want this to happen this is the place to make it happen!
Yes I want Perez to disappear and his silly page, too!
apparently if enough people vote to “kick perez’ butt” (sic) then his site will magically disappear! my god! this may be the greatest idea ever! now if only there were a way to not do that and then shoot them both!
mildly entertaining! latin america’s mtv video music awards were last night and other than hilary duff being gorgeous, and avril lavigne’s winning of ‘best international artist’, it was a coma inducing yawn fest. like that time when you stayed up late waiting for that movie you’d always wanted to see but it turned out to suck so bad you forced yourself to forget it and then eventually watched it again. yeah, that’s exactly what this was like.
kablam! oh how time flies when your having fun! it’s hard to believe it’s already been 6 weeks now. if i had a glass of wine i’d make a toast to us, but then i’d probably spill it all over this laptop cause i’m always so f*ckn lucky like that. thanks for stopping by friends, now on to the festival and i’ll see you on monday! have a great weekend!
ps: did you check out the ‘you are boring the shit out of me‘ music video in the latest britney post? i laughed for days.
THE THREE MOST POPULAR:
#3 = HELLO, I IS DIAZ DATING THE HOMELESS
#2 = HELLO, I IS ORLANDO DOING THE UNTHINKABLE
#1 = HELLO, I IS AVRIL SEXING UP THE SCREEN!
THE SUPER SECRET FUN SITE =
PLACEBOCOMIC.COM = always fun and random. believe me, the more comics i review the more i realize how much garbage is out there and the more hesitant i am to venture out into the wasteland, but this, this comic is sooo close to perfection it’s scary and motivates me to keep looking. enjoy!
THE SUPER SECRET FUN VIDEO =
alluring! avril lavigne has released the video for her song entitled ‘hot’ [here]! this video confirms my strong belief that avril is one of those crazy/sexy girls that enjoys more than simple spanking in the bedroom. and by that i mean nothing sexual. you damn perverts.
avril lavigne and sheryl crow together make girlfrenzy= all girl music concert october 27 at irvine, California in amphitheatre. i will go, but only cover my ears and smile my eyes widely! then i will go and watch ovechkin win toronto!
