unsuprising! jive records is suing mario armando lavandeira jr., aka perez hilton, for copyright infringement as perezhilton.com pretty much had britney spear’s entire album up to download a few seconds after she recorded the damn thing.

screw the lawsuit, perez should be shot for introducing us to that crap! no, not shot anywhere vital, but certainly somewhere in the leg area so the judge can angrily shout something like, “every time you walk perez, you will be reminded of the pain you caused others.” then perez will freak out and tell the world through his blog to kill the judge. and they will. ’cause sheeple are stupid and fun like that.