


Beyonce’s shooting a new music video in uniform and though I’m not usually a fan of the diva, I must say Beyonce’s looking hot and sexy in these latest pictures from the set.
It’s about damn time she made another video too, Rihanna’s been slacking off lately and if Beyonce’s got a hot new video all the dudes are watching, you can bet it’s only a matter of time before Rihanna hits back with something sexier.
Let the Beyonce VS Rihanna sexy wars begin again my friends! My money’s on Rihanna, but I Beyonce Knowles is never one to disappoint.

Gossip Girls has the scoop on Solange Knowles crazy bitch fest after someone accidentally asked a Beyonce-related question. Apparently, she doesn’t want anyone to know they’re related.
She’s claiming a lack of “proper media training” in her defense.
Ultimately, her sister, Beyonce (Solange’s sister), is too hot, and their dad too much of a psycho pimp, for me to stay mad at poor li’l Solange (Beyonce’s sister).
PS Does Solange look a little bit like a tranny to anyone else here?


Whew! You can tell it’s been a tough week when the always golden WWTDD.COM posts on how ugly Hillary Clinton is. I say it’s these damn writers and their damn strike, not only did they shut down all these shows, but the studios have no reason to hire paparazzi to follow people like, hmm… hayden panettiere around all day. Dang.
Anyway, I’ll be with the family next week, but I’ll be back by Jan 2nd at the latest. So, here’s wishing you and yours a very merry christmas, and I hope you enjoy the festival!
P.S. Here’s a list of the 101 greatest christmas movies of all time! All full movies, all for free! See you in the new year old friend!
THE THREE MOST POPULAR!
#3 = HELLO, I IS REILLY/A BIG BABY!

#2 = HELLO, I IS BEYONCE/(NOT) HELPING RIHANNA!

#1 = HELLO, I IS LOHAN/GETTING YOUR HOPES UP!

THE SUPER SECRET FUN SITE
Cyanide and Happiness
(explosm.net/comics) - This comic once again proves that content is king, simple is best, and that violence is pretty much always the funniest answer!


THE SUPER SECRET FUN VIDEO


Juicy! There has been much speculation on the competitve relationship between Rihanna and Beyonce Knowles, and in a new interview Rihanna reveals there’s no friendship to be lost!
“She’s Beyonce, and I’m his new protégée. When we see each other we say hi. We’re not enemies, but we’re not friends.”
Let’s take a look at the score so far shall we?
SOS -VS- Baby Boy
Rihanna Live -VS- Beyonce Live
Rihanna and friends -VS- Beyonce and friends
Winner? My money is on Rihanna. Y’know, cause she’s not a crazy bitch. Yet.

crazy (not in the good way)! the ever so awesome rich juzwiak has put together a beautiful little vid which is sure to cause the beyonce camp to blush ever so slightly [watch it here]!
the rush i get from watching this must be what it feels like to kick your sixth grade science teacher right in the bojangles- mildly displeasing as you always sorta like the fella.

wowza! beyonce knowles promoted her new b’phone yesterday and the reviews are gushing in here at iamnoisy.com!
”it’s a phone!” - Mary D from Florida
“it’s cheap and hurts my eyes, but beyonce will know and like me because i bought it!” - Chazy from Canada
“dumbest phone ever.” - everyone else in the world
wow! what a product! not only can you make calls but it singles out people in the community who are in desperate need of euthansia! what functionality in such a stylish package!

just when i near to vomit all over apartment, rihanna showed why we watch mtv. my goodness. why do other ones even show up to vma’s this year?
beyonce:

furtado:

panettiere:

there were others, but they sucked worse than russia in super series. hmm… very bad week = last one. let’s smile and have fun in this one, yes!?

happy birthday yesterday! beyonce knowles celebrated with all destiny child friends and smiles at los angeles! what a nice thing to hear, even if i hasn’t been invited! i am still remembering first times i smiled at beyonce:
#1) survivor
#2) bootylicious
#3) crazy in love