humiliating!  michael jackson was never in risk of losing neverland ranch, and brad pitt seems to never have been interested in purchasing the wacked out crazy house.  i feel like a raving lunatic. proffesionalism was never my cup of tea, but to realize one has completely f*cked something up is never nice. i can’t apologize enough for my gross incompetence. have a nice day and boom goes the dynamite.

really!? word on the street is that brad pitt and angelina jolie are seriously thinking about buying michael jackson’s neverland ranch. really!? i mean, really? maybe it’s just me, but really!? isn’t that, you know, weird or something!? whatever makes you happy, but holy mother of god! are you really f*ck’n serious!?

horrifying! everyone is screaming about the latest set of pictures to surface of one time beauty angelina jolie. let everyone else complain, she reminds me of that cool guy from that cool movie! also, of a friend i once had! though to be fair, he did starve to death and die.

thrilling! the trailer for wanted, angelina jolie’s new movie, has been released [see it here]. it looks like fight club meets leon - the proffesional. only without the perfect writing or acting. count me in!

yikes! angelina jolie has started shooting for her role in the changeling, a film described by imdb as: a mother’s prayer for her kidnapped son to return home is answered, though it doesn’t take long for her to suspect the boy who comes back is not hers. clint eastwood is making this thing, so we know it will be good, but look at ms.jolie. she does not look well. she used to be oh so cute and now she’s like the skinny little tranny down the road you always give your lunch to ’cause it won’t stop crying. it’s depressing until you remember she just bought a 100 million dollar yacht with a helipad. come to think of it, i may skip a few meals (and charity payments) to save up for that too.

uhh…brad pitt and angelina jolie are hard at work creating a master race!

 “We’re not done,” brad said to people. “They say, ‘Any plans for a fifth?’ And I say, ‘And a sixth, and a seventh, and an eighth, and a ninth.’ That’s my answer.”

good lord almighty! what will this family look like in twenty years!? dare i even dream it!?

oh my! beauty also brave angelina jolie is in iraq! she helps refugees and soldiers too. what a good story for us to hear for. too much blah always.