Ryan Reynolds and Scarlett Johansson were married in BC, Canada on the weekend and all I can say is poor, poor Ryan. Sure, right now Scarlett Johansson may one of the hot and sexy girls in Hollywood, but let me tell you that in a couple years those gorgeous melons are gonna sag down to her knees and Ryan will be stuck with a saggy Bilbo Baggins.
That being said, there’s worse things than being married to those boobs. I just haven’t decided whether or not I’m jealous yet, y’know?
Speaking of older dudes who love the young-ins…
Scarlett Johansson’s 23-yearold head’s reportedly blown up with the constant love and affection given by 72-yearold Woody Allen.
We all already knew she was an annoying bitch, so no news there, what is interesting though, is that we can forget Halo (Hayden Panettiere & Milo Ventimiglia), and forget Miley Cyrus and Justin Gaston, THIS is the “he’s too damn old for her” story to follow.
That being said, she is pretty damn hot so there’s no way I can blame Woody for his love.
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IMDB is reporting Scarlett Johansson will star in a Conan the Barbarian remake due out around 2010.
Watch the old Conan the Barbarian movie right here, right now! Ok, now imagine how little the decadent 21st century filmmakers will cloth her in! The mind boggles at the sexy possibilities!
wowza! scarlett johansson gave her current boy toy, ryan reynolds, one of her wisdom teeth which she had recently had removed and covered in gold. no word yet on the official reaction, but i assume it went something like this:
Scarlett: I gots you my tooth!
Ryan: sigh…
Scarlett: HURRAY!
Ryan: I… I-I really want to punch you in the face right now.
Scarlett: I AM GOOD AT PRESENTS! YAY!
Ryan: I mean… I can’t do anything with this. it’s pointless, useless, and hints at a little megalomania on your part.
Scarlett: What means ’mean’?
Ryan: Forget it. Let’s have sex.
Scarlett: That is my sole capability.
suprise! woody allen has wrecked scarlett johansson with his endless praises! reports are that johansson has officially been dubbed a diva by the crew on her latest film set, ‘he’s just not that into you.’
the allegations range from scarlett demanding to be driven across short distances and forcing up to 3 assistants at a time to shield her from the sun with umbrellas. if she weren’t so f-ing hot i would go back in time and recommend this to her parents. but she is f-ing hot, really f-ing hot. i promise never to say f-ing again.
wowza! this week very quick and busy with thousands of new friends coming here, mainly from stumbleupon and google images! hello to you all and welcome to this fun also sexy place! there is not many news today so let’s get straight to the festival!
THE THREE FAVORITES!
#3 = HELLO, I IS SCARLETT AS BAIT
#2 = HELLO, I IS KANYE SCREAMING AS GIRL
#1! = AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
every week we see a new super secret fun site, but this week we will start also a super secret fun video!
i will see you on monday with luckiness, for now, here is both of the secrets! have a nice weekend! BAM!
SUPER SECRET FUN SITE =
!LEFTHANDEDTOONS.COM! - a super crazy/silly/funny site that makes no sense ever! we all laugh always, yes!?
suprising! woody allen has booked scarlett johansson for yet another project. that is three with her now! three crappy movies, i only watch/sleep at because of johansson. aargh! pretty ladies: stop making movies with this man! he is not funny! aaaah!
