yawn. zac efron and vanessa hudgens went shopping saturday night and that’s apparantley news. who cares that zac’s gay and the whole thing is an evil arranged marriage at the diabolic hands of disney, solely to prevent me from asking vanessa hudgens on an amazing date and sweeping her off her feet to my castle in the sky. then disney wouldn’t be able to make movies with the cute star, and children everwhere would cry. so i’ll wait. for the children, i’ll wait.
another great week down and only 3 more days until i go get me some candy! sure, it’s a little awkward being the only adult dressed like spongebob running from house to house, but i’d do it naked if it gets me free candy! have an awesometastic weekend everyone and i’ll see you monday! let the festival commence!
THE THREE MOST POPULAR:
#3 = HELLO, I IS OSMOND/GOOD AT DANCING/BAD AT BREATHING
#2 = HELLO, I IS HUDGENS/BROKEN/STILL CUTE
#1 = HELLO, WE IS MILO & HAYDEN GETTIN MILDLY SERIOUS
THE SUPER SECRET FUN SITE =
In case it wasn’t obvious, superman is a dick. a giant super dick. don’t believe me? check out superdickery.com for hundreds of images cataloging superman’s shocking and dead serious inhumanity. i swear to god you’ll never be the same after visiting this site. superman is going to hell.
THE SUPER SECRET FUN VIDEO =
amazing! vanessa hudgens was never dropped from high school musical three! according to vanessa’s people:
“Totally untrue. It is an old rumor. OK! magazine never bothered to fact check with me but they did call Disney who said it wasn’t true, but yet OK! ran it anyway. Apparently OK! magazine was having a slow news day.”
such drama. disney, i’m still pissed abouth the 2D animation thing, but you damn well better put this girl in every movie you make from now on. you broke my heart, but not my penis. you at least owe me this.
in related news, zac efron is 20 now. interesting and/or exciting and/or whatnot.
what!? disney has reporedly decided they don’t want vanessa hudgens to return for high school musical 3. a source told the press:
“Disney finally decided that they don’t want her back. They feel that as long as Zac Efron is in the movie, all will be fine. He’s the real star – the household name – and, most importantly, he comes without baggage.”
great. first disney kills the ever amazing 2D animation industry and now ms. hudgens too? damnit disney! will you take everything i love!? you’re not so clean yourself you know!
hmm. super hot vanessa hudgens criticized britney spears’, paris hilton’s, and lindsay hoarhan’s handling of the press and paparazzi saying:
“I honestly think it’s stupid. It’s easy to stay out of those situations.”
easy? i sure do like ms.hudgens, and i sure do hate all the rest, but um…
”I go past Britney Spears’s house every day on the way to my hike and there’s 30 cars outside, and I just want to get out and kill them.”
“You know, for some it’s like water off a duck’s back but for me it’s an injustice. It’s just how I’m built.”
“I’m not saying I’m topped up with the world’s biggest heap of integrity myself, but I have a basic sense of what’s right and wrong, and how you should treat people.” - robbie williams
so i guess as long as they never ever leave home, or the blinds open, they will not be “stupid” and never get caught. okay. i actually like that idea a lot. vanessa hudgens is like a super cute little smart scientist who will save the world from the lepers of society! three cheers for the hudgens!
holy moly! welcome to another weekend festival here at iamnoisy! this past week we blew past the 10,000 pageview milestone , and we”ve only just begun our second month! huzzah! thank you, thank you to everyone reading this and to all our regular viewers! but alas, you don’t come for my non-annoying personality so on to the festival and i hope to see you monday!:
THE THREE MOST POPULAR:
#3 = HELLO, I IS MEL ALSO APESHIT CRAZY
#2 = AAAAAAAHHH!
#1 = HELLO, I IS EFRON DESERVING TO DIE
THE SUPER SECRET FUN SITE =
CANTDRAWRAPTORS.NET! = one of the craziest damn factopedias presented in illustrated form you will ever find! i defy you to find a single untruth on the whole site! defy you! …ignore what i said. it’s just a funny and nonsensical comic. read it god damnit. grrr! i hate reviewing things.
SUPER SECRET FUN VIDEO =
unexplainable! boyish zac efron was snapped hangin out with his girlfriend vanessa hudgens yesterday. things like this make me very angry! we all desperately want what we can’t have, but not only is vanessa hudgens taken, she wouldn’t even have me if she were single! she is doubly desirable!
damnit! looks like i jumped the gun reporting vanessa hudgens and zac efron had broken up. they were recently caught sharing a romantic lunch at some fancy pants restaurant. ah, young love always lasts! huzzah!
breaking news male readers! vanessa hudgens is ever so freshly single after splitting from zac efron! the trick now is to keep from hyperventilating and to do something noteworthy with your life so she’ll notice you. i experienced this when ms. panettiere returned to the market so i’ll happily give you some awesome tips:
1= take up the sport of hyperventilation! you must master your unsafe breathing or it will master you!
2= learn things! knowledge is power!
3= take risks! risk big, win big!
4= persevere! you can overcome anything!
I’m on step #5! hayden will be mine any day now!
erm. everyone is yelling of new pictures of nude vanessa hudgens. i say blah, this is fake and stupid. anyways, i would smile more for happy nice pictures like below ones, not for slutty whore ones. oh well, decide for yourself here (via wwtdd.com). edit: forced removal by evil gestapo.
update: damn. it is very real. sigh.
