Brooke Hogan and Hulk Hogan’s retarded girlfriend that looks like she has down syndrome after being beat half to death with the ugly tree, Jennifer McDaniel, went shopping. Apparently that’s news in someplaces to some people.

I wish those places and people didn’t exist.

And now, so you and your eyes will forgive me, here’s the always hot’n sexy Megan Fox getting a little wet in UHQ for your enjoyment…

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Stunning!  Perez sez Hulk Hogan enjoyed making love sweet love to one of Brooke Hogan’s dearest gal pals!

yawn! blah blah linda hogan blah divorce. blah blah hulk hogan blah blah found out from reporter. what!? lady, you don’t want to piss of the hulkster! he’s a f*ckn wrestler! when he’s not killing some dude, or painting, he’s training overtime getting ready to! plus, you know, wrestlers are renowned for killing their families and whatnot… so… yeah…