Yeah, so apparently as a good blogger I’m supposed to tell you when Paris Hilton does something, especially when that something is a new single called “My BFF”.
Apparently telling you that the link to listen to the song is here will make you want to click it and hear the one kind of sound that will literally kill your soul and any chance either of us had at making it to heaven.
Go ahead. Click the link. What are you scared of?
Speaking of newlyweds, Ellen DeGeneres who recently married her longtime GF Portia de Rossi, was spotted hanging out with none other than the infamous Paris Hilton!?
On my list of favorite celebrites, I’d have to say Ellen DeGeneres is right up there with Jon Stewart and Harrison Ford, so why she’s hanging out with Paris Hilton is absolutely beyond me. Could it possibly be that Paris Hilton is “good people”?
No, no that’s impossible. Impossible. Mind you, there are crazier things going on the in the good ol’ US of A right now…
Paris Hilton bought some new friends. Cool. Wait! No, no one cares.
Shocking! Paris Hilton’s added the dumbest buddhist monk in the world to her entourage. I bet you one trillion dollars the dude was homeless until her PR guy cleaned him up and tossed him the robes in exchange for a warm meal and half a rock.
HA! Best monday ever!
fascinating! avirl lavigne has officially declared war on perez hilton with the launch of her brilliantly titled new website perezlavigne.com. let’s take a gander at the engrossing welcome letter;
Dear User,
I am Avril Lavigne and this is my personal message to get back at the scumbag above!
Maybe you have already heard that Perez Hilton wrote bad things about me on his online Blog.
I mean, he thinks in his own little world that he is the best and he makes everybody look silly on his Blog. But in reality he is the biggest silly person I’ve ever seen! His insults have really hurt me so please help me to kick Perez in the ass with this web site now!
If you want this to happen this is the place to make it happen!
Yes I want Perez to disappear and his silly page, too!
apparently if enough people vote to “kick perez’ butt” (sic) then his site will magically disappear! my god! this may be the greatest idea ever! now if only there were a way to not do that and then shoot them both!
beautiful! youtube’s been abuzz since david letterman laid out paris hilton [here]. this is the second retarded parasite letterman’s crucified now [the first one here], and so i have little choice but to officially declare him the god of the speaking picture box! huzzah! if only conan obrien would beat some random celebrity unconscious once in a while…
paris hilton will be heading to rwanda first thing this coming november to save the suffering nation with her celebrity! goodness, paris hilton will help rwanda in her own damnable/retarded way, but still nothing solid from any major world power. waka waka! what a crazy place!
hmm…
“If I had a child I would name him London. I used to have a cat named London. I like the name Paris Jr. too. I love babies. I’d like three or four.” - Paris Hilton
a cat… paris jr… the entire hilton clan (minus conrad) should be driven into the sea, or fed to hungry whales. i, i don’t think of a thing to say. retarded. see you tomorrowish. i’m going to flush out my brain with chlorine.
haha! brad pitt say to details magazine:
“This Paris Hilton quest for fame - she’s blissfully obvious.”
he then talks about how he and the tomb raider watch little tv and turn it off forever when slutbag is on! what goodness! can he beat ovechkin even now? no. still very close!
