Depressing! After the recent fallout concerning Jennifer Love Hewitt and her bikini pictures, Playboy Magazine offered Ms. Hewitt a large sum of money to show off her lovely curves, too bad she’s not a slut in the christmas spirit! Ah well, a man can still dream can’t he? The answer is yes, yes he can.
what!? remember the oh so famous jennifer love hewitt bikini pictures from hawaii? apparently she went there with her boy toy to happily celebrate their recent engagement. what!? engagement!? this can’t be! i had such glorious plans for the two of us! whatever shall i do!? whomever will i love!? aargh! my heart beats no more!
exciting? jennifer love hewitt recently hit the beaches of hawaii with only a bikini and her boyfriend [more bikini pics here]! i love this girl, but my penis and i aren’t quite sure how we feel about these pics. the long nose, the beady eyes, the stringy hair… she’s certainly a witch, though do we burn this one or no? hmm…
the 59th annual emmys were awarded yesterday and holy moly! most of it was boring as hell, but there were several highlights!
#2 = kanye and dwight battle to present an emmy!
#3 = fox censors sally fields acceptance speech!
#4 = christina aguilera and tony bennett perform!
dishonorable mention = retard fox network gives homosexual neil patrick harris rude chauvinist jokes at the beautiful, though poorly dressed, hayden panettiere’s expense. i hate fox so much more now.
and now for the fashion reviews! hurray!
The Good:
christina aguilera
eva longoria
kristen bell
jennifer love hewitt
hayden panettiere (after party only)
The Sucked
jaime pressly
jenna fischer
excuse me, i’m going to blow up fox now with my angry laser eyes…
