Just because Jake Gyllenhaal’s dating Reese Witherspoon, doesn’t mean you should be fooled into thinking he’s straight. Any straight or gay dude would date her, or Alexis Bledel, or Hayden Panettiere.
No, my instincts tell me that our boy Jake Gyllenhaal is as gay as they come. Ladies, my heart goes out to you and ya’ll have my deepest of sympathies. Enjoy the HQ pictures of Jake and remember, click to enlarge!
FYI, Jake Gyllenhaal will play the Prince of Persia in an upcoming movie coincidentally entitled Prince of Persia and though I may like the dude, you can’t tell me this doesn’t look like the gayest beefcake movie hero ever.
yikes! rumor is that the apparently not gay jake gyllenhaal planned a full day of romantic festivities for him and reese witherspoon, then asked her to marry him. her answer wasn’t yes. pwned. i can’t even imagine what that must’ve felt like.
right. everyone is screaming about jake gyllenhaal dating reese witherspoon after the pair took a private flight into italy and spent every second making out and holding hands. this couple is way too cute. it has to be fake. if brangelina is the power couple jake and reese are the cute one. their babies will look like puppies/pandas/rugged cowboys that totally aren’t gay and only love reese witherspoon and god.
so confusing. cutie reese witherspoon and homosexual hunk jake gyllenhaal spent all night getting cozy by the fire at a party celebrating rufus wainwright. this throws heaps of gasoline on the raging fire of speculation about the nature of their relationship. are they barely even friends? is he bisexual? is she? why doesn’t disney make universally appealing programs anymore? no one knows the answer to these important questions.
today is last posting of a nice first week! we have many new friends also! i say hello! and thanks to you! for everyone who comes to here for smiles! so for now let us finish with a nice festival. yes!?
THE THREE FAVORITES!
#3 = HELLO, I IS PARIS ALSO TRICKSY
#2 = HELLO, I IS JAKE ALSO WANTING BABIES
AND TOP #1! = HELLO, I IS BILSON ON DARK SIDE
and for todays (saturdays) i will share you a super secret also fun place always! for today’s!=
!BUTTERSAFE.COM! - a very funny comic chazy like it also very much!
jonathan jaxson has source who says Jake Gyllenhaal = Gay and babies. HELLO!
i am straight man, and he is nice, but no Ovechkin. Why thz story huh? YeS!
