holy cow! the dumbest man in showbiz, tyler nelson, recently spilled some beans on the top secret indiana jones 5. among the tasty tidbits are:

***SPOILERS***

- indiana jones and the soviet army will searching for a mysterious crystal skull in south america.

- the russians capture indy and threaten the lives of his ex-girlfriend and their son(shia labeouf).

- cate blanchett will play an evil russian.

spielberg and lucas have made every effort to keep the secrets of this film from the public and now a mildly retarded oklahoma redneck has infuriated the holy trinity of ye old hollywood. spielberg’s spokesperson even went so far as to say:

”who knows whether that particular person will ever work in this town again?”

wowza. tyler nelson is the dumbest man in the world! i propose we form a small army to find and crucify this man, and that by doing so we will surely gain approval in the eyes of the great spielberg himself and gain a free lifetime pass to his magical movie factory! hurray for our plan! let us hunt down this tyler nelson at once!