holy moly! welcome to another weekend festival here at iamnoisy! this past week we blew past the 10,000 pageview milestone , and we”ve only just begun our second month! huzzah! thank you, thank you to everyone reading this and to all our regular viewers! but alas, you don’t come for my non-annoying personality so on to the festival and i hope to see you monday!:

THE THREE MOST POPULAR:

#3 = HELLO, I IS MEL ALSO APESHIT CRAZY

#2 = AAAAAAAHHH!

#1 = HELLO, I IS EFRON DESERVING TO DIE 

THE SUPER SECRET FUN SITE =

CANTDRAWRAPTORS.NET! = one of the craziest damn factopedias presented in illustrated form you will ever find! i defy you to find a single untruth on the whole site! defy you! …ignore what i said.  it’s just a funny and nonsensical comic. read it god damnit. grrr! i hate reviewing things.

SUPER SECRET FUN VIDEO =

unexplainable! boyish zac efron was snapped hangin out with his girlfriend vanessa hudgens yesterday. things like this make me very angry! we all desperately want what we can’t have, but not only is vanessa hudgens taken, she wouldn’t even have me if she were single! she is doubly desirable!

damnit! looks like i jumped the gun reporting vanessa hudgens and zac efron had broken up. they were recently caught sharing a romantic lunch at some fancy pants restaurant. ah, young love always lasts! huzzah!

breaking news male readers! vanessa hudgens is ever so freshly single after splitting from zac efron! the trick now is to keep from hyperventilating and to do something noteworthy with your life so she’ll notice you.  i experienced this when ms. panettiere returned to the market so i’ll happily give you some awesome tips:

1=  take up the sport of hyperventilation! you must master your unsafe breathing or it will master you!

2= learn things! knowledge is power!

3= take risks! risk big, win big!

4= persevere! you can overcome anything!

5= come to a sad realization.

6= get f*cked up and die.

I’m on step #5! hayden will be mine any day now!