Oh god yes. I’ve been waiting for hot new Hilary Duff pictures for months, and while these aren’t quite the HQ bikini ones I asked Santa for, I’m more than happy to share!
Depressing! Hillary Duff is still dating the crappy hockey “player” Mike Comrie. Why she would choose the spoiled rotten sh*t cake that is Mike Comrie when she could have a God like Ovechkin is beyond simpletons like me. Perhaps she seeks for her children to have an even more pronounced jaw than she alone could provide. Plausible yet disturbing, no?
14
Jan
GOLLY! This video’s worming it’s way around the internet, raising a fuss about super hot Hilary Duff’s lip synching! I vote that she’s hot enough for this to matter less than what your mom thinks about my shoes, no? If you disagree… than I guess that’s ok too…
21
Nov
horrifying! hilary duff seems to be a little rattled from the violent sport of hockey which her rich’n spoiled boytoy, mike comrie, tries to play. sure, if she were dating ovechkin or crosby, she could witness the beauty and finesse of the sport, but blood and guts is good too. someone needs to ask her how it feels to kiss a dude with no teeth.
finally! the weekend is here and we may all experience one last weekend of sun before the snow is sure to hit, but don’t let me waste what little time you have left to enjoy the holy sun! on with the festival my friends!
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sigh. hilary duff is still dating spoiled rich boy/marginally talented hockey player, mike comrie. jesus h christ. if you want to date a hockey player, date a god like ovechkin or crosby. i can’t even tell you how mad/jealous this makes me. i sear to god, if one more person tells me how f*cking cute they look…
mildly entertaining! latin america’s mtv video music awards were last night and other than hilary duff being gorgeous, and avril lavigne’s winning of ‘best international artist’, it was a coma inducing yawn fest. like that time when you stayed up late waiting for that movie you’d always wanted to see but it turned out to suck so bad you forced yourself to forget it and then eventually watched it again. yeah, that’s exactly what this was like.
hilary duff’s retardtacular boyfriend, mike comrie, recently purchased the almost 20 year-old a brand new mercedes benz! no doubt with his daddy’s money. the no talent hack was most generous with this suprise birthday present as duff’s birthday isn’t until sept.28th! what a romantic gesture by the little caveman! if only all girls were so lucky as to have boyfriends with rich daddys!
argh! as many wtfs as there can be at once! hilary duff is doing all the kisses on crappy hockey man mike comrie!? first thing i know: i is ugliest man in world = still nicer compare to comrie! second: ovechkin is better in every way!? comrie is tiny in every way also rich daddy also sucks at hockey! hilary duff should date homeless man= better choice.
