Speaking of newlyweds, Ellen DeGeneres who recently married her longtime GF Portia de Rossi, was spotted hanging out with none other than the infamous Paris Hilton!?

On my list of favorite celebrites, I’d have to say Ellen DeGeneres is right up there with Jon Stewart and Harrison Ford, so why she’s hanging out with Paris Hilton is absolutely beyond me. Could it possibly be that Paris Hilton is “good people”?

No, no that’s impossible. Impossible. Mind you, there are crazier things going on the in the good ol’ US of A right now…

ay caramba! what a glorious week this was. sure, the news was really slow as nothing happened, but we had fun, yes? anyway, on with the fetival, thanks for tuning in, and here’s hoping your weekend is awesome!

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wow. boycott mutts and moms. some good people save animals to help, some help to be good people. grrr.