Awesome. Goddess Kristen Bell hung out at miami beach yesterday without a bikini and most definitely with huge douchebag Dax Shepard. What’s with every girl I love, loving the one dude in the world uglier than me!? Seriously! I need to know or I may just kill myself. Jesus!
Interesting! Joshua Jackson recently attended the premiere of National Treasure: Book of Secrets with his gal, Diane Kruger. Josh just finished the movie Shutter which is about a couple on a honeymoon who begin to see ghostly images in their photos. Silly newlyweds! Are you sure that isn’t just the ghost of Jackson’s career!? Who am I kidding, I love Charlie!
Christ! Is it just me, or does Ms.Teri Hatcher looks like Michael Jackson’s identical twin in this shot!? But… but… she was so cute! She was a f*cking bond girl for god’s sake! Oh well, such is the hard path of life, i’m sure she’ll be fine.
Greetings! There’s a changes a coming, and they’re starting today!
CHANGE #1
Last week Brandon emailed me to ask why all the super secret fun videos are only established ones, and why I don’t try to promote some lesser known videos. I couldn’t think of a good answer, so from here on out, every super secret fun vid will have 1,000 views or less! That’s right folks, we here at iamnoisy are on the cutting edge and you’ll now be able to share videos with your friends that they have never seen before! The brilliant comedic group, Those Aren’t Muskets made this week’s vid and I hope you’ll agree it kicks oh so much ass, and if you do, please vote for the team!
CHANGE #2
Ads! Next week I’ll be putting up a small banner under the iamnoisy logo! It’ll just be a small thing, but if it makes your eyes bleed, be sure to holla at your boy chazy, and I’ll work on fixing the damn thing!
CHANGE #3
Alas! Maria Sharapova is growing tiresome as our weekend festival babe, and thus she will be axed! I have a few ideas on who will replace her, but as always, I’d love to hear from you and who you think should replace the beauty!
So that’s all I’ve got to say! Enjoy your weekend and the festival! I’ll see you monday everybody!
THE THREE MOST POPULAR
#3 = HELLO, I IS TARA/DESPERATE FOR ATTENTION!
#2 = HELLO, I IS SHERRI/BORDERLINE RETARDED!
#1 = HELLO, I IS MILEY/DATING A JONAS!?
THE SUPER SECRET FUN SITE
pbfcomics.com = Other than Buttersafe, this is the single greatest work of beauty man can claim to have made. Appealing visuals? Check. Witty humor? Check. Killing sh*t for no apparent reason until you really think about it later and then it sort of makes sense, but still not really, but you really don’t care ’cause it’s the most awesome thing you ever saw? Check.
THE SUPER SECRET FUN VIDEO!
appalling! the web’s abuzz over sherri shepherd’s latest comments on the view [watch here]. personally, i found her views on history and the earth’s curvature to be a little more disturbing, but i guess we’re all entitled to our own version of facts.
yeehaw! christmas is right around the corner, all the good ol’ movies are on, and grandma’s making her famous chocolate cookies! this month is gonna kick ass my friends! i can feel it in my bones! so, enjoy this weekend thoroughly, cause next week is gonna knock you out! see you monday and on with the festival!
THE THREE MOST POPULAR
#3 = NOOOOOOO!
#2 = HELLO, I IS AKON/AS DUMB & VIOLENT AS YOU THOUGHT!
#1 = HELLO, I IS HUDGENS/ANGEL/PERFECT!
THE SUPER SECRET FUN SITE
THE ADVENTURES OF DR. MCNINJA!
drmcninja.com = i have no words for the awesomeness that is dr. mcninja. to see mcninja is to love mcninja. that is all.
THE SUPER SECRET FUN VIDEO
familiar! the catholic church wants to ban the golden compass film and book series for a variety of excellent reasons! i can’t recall a single instance where book burning or increased power to the catholic church turned out to be a bad thing! what do you think would happen in such a world? movies aren’t the least bit fictional and must be stopped! aaah!
unsuprising! akon is finally in trouble with the law for having his security team drag a 15 year-old heckler to the stage during a live show, so he could then throw the kid to the pavement, giving a female fan a concussion in the process. yowza! when akon’s not molesting kids, he’s chucking ‘em off stages! what a classy guy! i love hip hop, hate rappers.
can’t people do well without thinking someone will give a flying f*ck about their shallow lives in a hundred years? can’t someone be intelligent boring?
pwned! julia roberts recently pulled over a paparazzi and schooled him in the ways of ethics and safety! no, he didn’t listen. and yes, they’ll probably kill a kid. we need julia to don a cape and fight these dirtbags with the only words they understand- blood and violence! otherwise the future we face may not be worth living for…
