I hate P Diddy, but so many of you cute girls out there love the bloke, so I’m so happy to finally have some pictures of the dude for you to enjoy. And as for you guys and gals who hate P Diddy like me, well, let’s just say you’ll enjoy these pictures too…
Lol! These are by far my favorite pictures of the year and they’ve made me believe there is an all loving God watching over us!
Kara DioGuardi, the new American Idol judge, made her debut appearence with her peers yesterday in New York.
She looks like my grade two teacher which means I love her, and will ask her to marry me, and love me forever, and have all my children, and help me save the world from pirates with laser swords.
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Ugh. That silly blonde whore from the hills, the one with a douchebag boyfriend, er… the ugly one, Heidi Montag, has a new music video up. I’ll post the damn link, but you can forget about me embeding such crap.
Hmm. The eternally old and smelling of cabbage material girl, Madonna, made out with a poor unsuspecting back up dancer recently. The world watched in horror as another nimbled bodied hot thing, fell prey to madonna’s legendary whoredom and lust to be young again.
Madonna, bitch, nobody likes you or your accents. Read some books, move to the countryside, and SHUTUP!!!
Love,
Everyone in the goddamn world.
Yawn. The smarmy fake sh*tfest that is The Hills has been picked up for season 4. This is gonna be a bad day, I can tell already.
WHAT!? My friend, I am so angry that words escape me! Look on this and feel my pain (skip the first 45 seconds).
Yawn! Reggie Bush spent some time in the sun with the crazy bikini clad bitch Kim Kardashian! She didn’t drown.
Scintillating! A new trailer has emerged for the much anticipated Get Smart and it features Anne Hathaway in her panties - for 0.476 seconds! Wowza, no!?
Releaving! Carmit Bachar (the ugly pussycat doll with a penis) will be leaving her group soon according to the internets! Now if only Jessica (the kinda hot pussycat doll with a penis) would leave us!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Will Smith is a Scientologist. Here are three reasons why that now makes him dumb and unwatchable for human beings with a conscience or an IQ consisting of positive digits:
1) Fun Facts.
2) Scary Facts.
3) Silly Facts.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRGGHHH! I loved you Will! How could you betray us like this!?
In other news, Will Smith has been relegated to the D-list here at Iamnoisy.com. Damn.
