Touching! Teen queen Miley Cyrus and her old as hell pimp dad Billy Ray found a dog. Yep. That’s news. You’re welcome, now go and have a nice day.
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Jan
Unforeseeable! The web’s abuzz over news that Hannah Montana star, Miley Cyrus, uses a body double! Her reps have issued the following statement:
“To help speed the transition from Hannah to Miley, there is a production element during the performance of We Got The Party incorporating a body double for Miley.”
Woah! I knew she couldn’t really act/sing/be human, but she can’t even prance around on a small stage for 10 minutes!? In my day the manufactured pop stars at least had the dignity to get abused by their managers…uh…wow. Someone might want to check on this girl and her creepy pimp father. I’m just saying.
Greetings! There’s a changes a coming, and they’re starting today!
CHANGE #1
Last week Brandon emailed me to ask why all the super secret fun videos are only established ones, and why I don’t try to promote some lesser known videos. I couldn’t think of a good answer, so from here on out, every super secret fun vid will have 1,000 views or less! That’s right folks, we here at iamnoisy are on the cutting edge and you’ll now be able to share videos with your friends that they have never seen before! The brilliant comedic group, Those Aren’t Muskets made this week’s vid and I hope you’ll agree it kicks oh so much ass, and if you do, please vote for the team!
CHANGE #2
Ads! Next week I’ll be putting up a small banner under the iamnoisy logo! It’ll just be a small thing, but if it makes your eyes bleed, be sure to holla at your boy chazy, and I’ll work on fixing the damn thing!
CHANGE #3
Alas! Maria Sharapova is growing tiresome as our weekend festival babe, and thus she will be axed! I have a few ideas on who will replace her, but as always, I’d love to hear from you and who you think should replace the beauty!
So that’s all I’ve got to say! Enjoy your weekend and the festival! I’ll see you monday everybody!
THE THREE MOST POPULAR
#3 = HELLO, I IS TARA/DESPERATE FOR ATTENTION!
#2 = HELLO, I IS SHERRI/BORDERLINE RETARDED!
#1 = HELLO, I IS MILEY/DATING A JONAS!?
THE SUPER SECRET FUN SITE
pbfcomics.com = Other than Buttersafe, this is the single greatest work of beauty man can claim to have made. Appealing visuals? Check. Witty humor? Check. Killing sh*t for no apparent reason until you really think about it later and then it sort of makes sense, but still not really, but you really don’t care ’cause it’s the most awesome thing you ever saw? Check.
THE SUPER SECRET FUN VIDEO!
thrilling! reports are furiously circulating that miley cyrus is dating nick jonas (the dude on the right) after this video was released on youtube! what do you think? personally, i went deaf and blind after 20 seconds in and still am not quite sure where i am. and when did frankie muniz (left) join the jonas brothers?
what!? could this be the week hayden panettiere and milo ventimiglia are finally bumbed from top spot!? and if so, whoever could it be that is capable of such a feat!? find this out and more, in another exciting installment of iamnoisy’s weekend festival mode! see you monday, enjoy the turkey leftovers, and have the best weekend ever!
THE THREE MOST POPULAR
#3 = HELLO, I IS STAR WARS EDITION HAYDEN!
#2 = HELLO, I IS MILEY VISITING THE OLD!
#1 = HELLO, WE IS ZANESSA, THE CUTE BOMB!
THE SUPER SECRET FUN SITE!
toothpastefordinner.com = all the proof needed to establish that content is king. the end.
THE SUPER SECRET FUN VIDEO!
exciting! miley cyrus makes her first appearence on oprah today [sneek peak here]. girls reportedly freaked out like miley was the beatles reincarnated into one girl! right. so much musical talent in this young one! she spits classics like dr.seuss! billy ray apparantly knows the first rule of having kids: whore them out immediately! yay capitalism!
touching! billy ray cyrus has invited britney spears to spend thanksgiving with him and miley cyrus aka: hanna montana. i know what you’re thinking, “but nothing chazy! this is a great way for miley to meet her idol and there is no way she could be negatively influenced by britney spears, a loving and talented mother!” and to that i say, you’re right. greatest idea ever!
