Exciting?  Elisha Cuthbert’s really going crazy with these bikini pics lately (you can catch the latest here).  Absence makes the heart grow fonder and all that jazz so I’m not sure why Elisha’s putting us on bikini overdose here, I can’t complain, but really? Again? Attention whore much?

GAH!  Elisha Cuthbert hit the sand with new boytoy Dion Phaneuf yesterday and holy mother of God!!! Those glasses and angry face need to go!!! I promise to you, my friend, that my penis didst jump up to hide in my bowels so quickly I felt it hit my tonsils.  WTF!!!?

Wowza!  Elisha Cuthbert frolics in a bikini alongside Calgary Flames defenceman Dion Phaneuf!  Dion’s great and all, but where the hell is Alexander Ovechkin!?  Douchebag Mike Comrie has Hilary Duff, Phaneuf has Elisha Cuthbert, why the hell doesn’t Ovechkin have some young and insanely hot gal!? WHY!? ANSWER ME THIS!

I don’t believe in God anymore.

Hello and Happy New Year!  I pray you had an amazing Christmas this year, and are no longer hung over from the night before last!  I myself had a great time seeing old faces and have come back refreshed and ready to rock!  I’ve taken up a couple projects up this Christmas so I must announce that Iamnoisy will be updated Monday, Wednesday, and Friday from now on, and that the weekend festival will now be the last post on Friday!  Welcome back old friend, and can I tell you that both Elisha Cuthbert and Christina Milian are one trillion times hotter than I remember!? Wowza!

what a nice god there is! elisha cuthbert is single & available to not love me too! now is the time for us friend.