craziness! jennifer aniston and orlando bloom may be hollywood’s newest couple and - oh my god - jennifer aniston and orlando bloom are hollywood’s newest couple!? where the hell in crazy motherf*cker town are we!? seriously. i want to know. nothing this bizarre has ever happened in the history of man. except that one time billy graham raped me with a pair of stereo headphones in third period english… god damn was that unexpected. i bled for weeks.
