the 59th annual emmys were awarded yesterday and holy moly! most of it was boring as hell, but there were several highlights!

#1! = jon stewart and stephen colbert award the outstanding lead actor in a comedy series to steve carell, despite him not officially winning. hilarious!

#2 = kanye and dwight battle to present an emmy!

#3 = fox censors sally fields acceptance speech!

#4 = christina aguilera and tony bennett perform!

dishonorable mention = retard fox network gives homosexual neil patrick harris rude chauvinist jokes at the beautiful, though poorly dressed, hayden panettiere’s expense. i hate fox so much more now.

and now for the fashion reviews! hurray!

The Good:

christina aguilera

eva longoria

kristen bell

jennifer love hewitt

hayden panettiere (after party only)

The Sucked

jaime pressly

jenna fischer

excuse me, i’m going to blow up fox now with my angry laser eyes…

many are yelling everywhere about wb’s new show, gossip girls. some say 90210, some say dawsons creek, i say why the f*** is bloody hot girl above only appearing as narrator!? kristen bell will fulfill a seat typically taken by old men and morgan freeman, and remain unseen. great idea.