Check out the full size bikini pics over on Egotastic, but before you do, remember to thank God for proving his existence to us! It’s not every generation that’s blessed this much by the almighty y’know.
Holy crap.
Kristen Bell, perhaps the cutest girl in the world, dated Dax Shepherd, a homely hack, and has now supposedly dumped him in favor of the Mac, uh, Justin Long.
My hunch is that she’s practicing her dating skills on f-list “actors” so that when she moves up to the A-list guys, she knows exactly how to charm ‘em. No, no that doesn’t sound like her at all. Damn.
Kristen, sweetie, you’ve got to set some damn standards for yourself. This is just getting ridiculous.
Awesome. Goddess Kristen Bell hung out at miami beach yesterday without a bikini and most definitely with huge douchebag Dax Shepard. What’s with every girl I love, loving the one dude in the world uglier than me!? Seriously! I need to know or I may just kill myself. Jesus!
yeehaw! christmas is right around the corner, all the good ol’ movies are on, and grandma’s making her famous chocolate cookies! this month is gonna kick ass my friends! i can feel it in my bones! so, enjoy this weekend thoroughly, cause next week is gonna knock you out! see you monday and on with the festival!
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impossible! heroes hottie kristen bell may be dating hollywood (un)funny man, dax shepard! what kind of cruel prank is this!? is there a single shepard movie which didn’t suck shite!? if there is, then that’s more suprising than this thrilling romance. i’m happy for them.
boring! kristen bell visited trl yesterday to judge some kind of crappy fruit contest or the like! i know her role on heroes is a limited one, and that she needs all the publicity she can get, but judging fruit!? really!? there’s no doubt you and i can think of millions of better ways to get noticed! millions!
what!? kristen bell also attended the heroes lamborghini photo shoot last night, and from the looks of it, so did every creepy old perv! i guess sports cars exist solely to impress the young gals, but holy mother f*ckn sh*t! there were way too many weird wrinkly deviants at this event! i am officially weirded out enough to last me a decade. i’m gonna take a bleach shower now. christ almighty!
…lamborghini, you’re dead to me.
ay caramba! what a glorious week this was. sure, the news was really slow as nothing happened, but we had fun, yes? anyway, on with the fetival, thanks for tuning in, and here’s hoping your weekend is awesome!
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sidenote: holy crap. people really love milo, nearly five hundred trillion people have come here just searchin for mr.ventimiglia. to be clear, i don’t hate the guy, would just rather see him with someone his own age, like adriana lima or elizabeth taylor:)
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pow! the newly single kristen bell insists that hayden panettiere and milo ventimiglia are “just great friends” and totally “not dating.” This makes her the hottest liar alive and- holy sh*t kristen bell is single!? quick! i’m scootin on down to the heroes set before milo can also scoop up kristen and the other new chick, dana davis. that damn old yet handsome son of bitch!
huzzah! one of everyones favorites, kristin bell, was snapped in a cute little bikini recently, and as nice as that is, here’s the kicker: it was for an episode of heroes! no crappy low-res pics for kristin. HD baby! buy a damn tivo now, the future is brighter than ever! do you believe in god now ya damn stoopid atheists!? the gossip/christian world triumphs again!
