Wowza! Just when you thought you’d never see her again, Mischa Barton goes and poses for a Maxim shoot [pics here]. I almost forgot how good she looked when not in the lens of some crappy lesbian movie! She’s supposedly up for 3 film releases in 2008, so prepare to overdose, unless you find her acting to be based on thinner goods than her fine li’l wasteline. And you’d be correct in that assumption.
ay caramba! what a glorious week this was. sure, the news was really slow as nothing happened, but we had fun, yes? anyway, on with the fetival, thanks for tuning in, and here’s hoping your weekend is awesome!
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sidenote: holy crap. people really love milo, nearly five hundred trillion people have come here just searchin for mr.ventimiglia. to be clear, i don’t hate the guy, would just rather see him with someone his own age, like adriana lima or elizabeth taylor:)
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yowza. mischa barton just made the dumbest movie ever, finding t.A.T.u [preview here]. it’s about two girls who fall in love after a t.A.T.u concert and fall into the dangerous underworld. what!?
holy mother of god, this movie will kill every viewer through mere virtue of it’s courageous retardedness, and considering how f*cked up you’d need to be in the first place, this movie will be the mecca for the world’s dumb and illiterate like my friendly neighbor, ms. clydesdale, who once chased a squirrel for 17 miles to give him a nickel and a kiss.
goodness. i had nearly forgot all abouts mischa barton until fashion week in new york. looking very sexy also classy also happy (ahem keira!). because mischa is lately a mystery to us all, i checked her facts on imdb and she is being in 4 new movies for this year! huzzah! what a day!
in also oc cutie news, rachel bilson is sadly in 1 movie…in 2008. gah!
