Whoa! News is trickling outta Hollywood that 300 hunk Gerard Butler is dating Jennifer Aniston after the two hit it off at the Toronto International Film Festival. There’s yet to be any pictures of the two, but I’m sure the bounty’s gotta be around $9 million for the first pics.
Wow. Good for Jen. Gerard Butler may be the one dude on the planet cooler than Brad Pitt, he just better not break her heart or I’m gonna have to open a can of whoop-ass on him.
I may lose.
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Hello and Happy New Year! I pray you had an amazing Christmas this year, and are no longer hung over from the night before last! I myself had a great time seeing old faces and have come back refreshed and ready to rock! I’ve taken up a couple projects up this Christmas so I must announce that Iamnoisy will be updated Monday, Wednesday, and Friday from now on, and that the weekend festival will now be the last post on Friday! Welcome back old friend, and can I tell you that both Elisha Cuthbert and Christina Milian are one trillion times hotter than I remember!? Wowza!
wowza! already 10 weeks have past. i sure as hell feel older, do i look older? nevemind me, i’m just excited we’ve reached double digits! on with the festival and have an awesometastic weekend! see you monday?
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#1 = HELLO, I IS HAYDEN/CUTE/HEROIC
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WONDERMARK.COM = what a fun and crazy place! it’s like married to the sea, but with exciting panels and heaping sizes of glorious sentences! amazing, hilarious, and odd!
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(in celebration of the hot new spice girls video, headlines (friendship never ends))
frightening! word on the street is that jennifer aniston is being haunted at her hotel room while filming the romantic comedy management. she’s staying at the heathman hotel which is reportedly known for spooky occurrences. everything from moving furniture to ghosts and loud, unexplained screaming.
i ain’t afraid of no ghosts. don’t worry jen, i’ll be dropping in soon to save you! please let me in. damn. i’m so hung over from last night. happy day after halloween everybody!
kablam! oh how time flies when your having fun! it’s hard to believe it’s already been 6 weeks now. if i had a glass of wine i’d make a toast to us, but then i’d probably spill it all over this laptop cause i’m always so f*ckn lucky like that. thanks for stopping by friends, now on to the festival and i’ll see you on monday! have a great weekend!
ps: did you check out the ‘you are boring the shit out of me‘ music video in the latest britney post? i laughed for days.
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PLACEBOCOMIC.COM = always fun and random. believe me, the more comics i review the more i realize how much garbage is out there and the more hesitant i am to venture out into the wasteland, but this, this comic is sooo close to perfection it’s scary and motivates me to keep looking. enjoy!
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craziness! jennifer aniston and orlando bloom may be hollywood’s newest couple and - oh my god - jennifer aniston and orlando bloom are hollywood’s newest couple!? where the hell in crazy motherf*cker town are we!? seriously. i want to know. nothing this bizarre has ever happened in the history of man. except that one time billy graham raped me with a pair of stereo headphones in third period english… god damn was that unexpected. i bled for weeks.
