The latest in celebrity gossip is not the fact that Pamela Anderson and Michael Jackson are dating, no, that’s not a suprise to anyone ’round here, no the real news is that they’re on their second date.

What!? Is the whole world going crazy or is Pamela trying to finish off the last “celebrity” she hasn’t had sex with yet. Words can’t describe the disbelief my friends.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

hugh hefner has decided to waste $1 million to see denise richards and pamela anderson pose for playboy one more time. i can tell you right now my penis is mad, very mad. i’d rather see one hot young starlet than two old dying ones! what a senseless waste. at least save your money, deposit it, earn 10% interest, and one day you can afford popular young actresses once again you silly old man! gosh!