With voter registration deadlines hitting all over the place, Hollywood has stepped up their PSA’s tenfold. We’ve got Halle Berry, Jennifer Anniston, Leonardo Dicaprio, and Sarah Silverman in the awesome video above, and the lovely Hayden Panettiere and Jessica Alba in the video below.

It seems there’s a new video every week coming out from all your favorite celebrities pleading with America to let their voice be heard.

I won’t even ask if you’re registered to vote because we both know anyone with an IQ higher than 12 is registered by now. Only the retards who’re fine with the American economic meltdown, the Iraq quagmire, and the George Bush administration’s horrifying abuse of power are letting this election slide, and all three of those problems above are more the non-voter’s fault than anyone else’s. Bastards.

Jessica Alba recently went for a stroll with her two kids and everyone’s wondering where on earth her radiant smile went. Hmm…

I do remember something about her breaking up with Cash Warren, something about them meeting up again in suspicious circumstances, and something about announcing a pregnancy shortly thereafter.

It couldn’t be she wanted to break up, found out she was pregnant, and wanted to do the “right” thing because she’s perfect in every way could it?

In my mind, yes. Yes, and she secretly loves me and will come to my house one day to live a quiet, but enjoyable, life of privacy from the press and prying eye of the public. Yes, that’s an open invitation.

Refreshing! Jessica Alba is perplexed as to why the paparazzi hound her everywhere, and said so in Elle magazine.

“[The paparazzi are] Fuckers! They do this [follow] to me every day. And every day there’s no story. I’m not doing drugs. I’m not running over people. I’m not going to clubs. I’m not dating anyone famous. I’m not doing anything interesting! I don’t get it. I’m the most boring chick ever.”

She raises an important point, why would anyone with a camera follow Jessica Alba? I’m stymied. And by stymied I mean aroused.

Inspiring!  Beverly Hills police have solved all crimes in Hollywood and now spend their free time escorting Jessica Alba from store to store.  The police are excellent and impressive.  This is another example of their greatness, though, to be honest, I’d rather take a stroll with Jessica Alba than stop a rape or murder too.

envy! justin timberlake is shooting the new mike myers movie, the love guru, in toronto and not only will jesssica alba play the role of his girlfriend, jessica biel is in town to ensure alba doesn’t steal her man!

timberlake was gandhi in a previous life. there is no other explanation. a man dreams of being surrounded by beautiful women but for timberlake it’s passe, not even interesting. i bet you forty-six billion dollars the dude’s gay by the end of filming cause he’s now had it all.

ps: gandhi was racist and a bad person. he’s an asshole. whatever. forget him. you get my point.