surprise!  50 cent was accidentally caught doing something of indiscernible nature when a european reporter stumbled into his room [video here]! yeah, it looks bad, but we’ve all seen worse, and surely expected more from this angry little man who claims to be a gangster. where’s the bitches, whiskey, guns? i am thoroughly disappointed.

it’s over. even though whiny mcwhinealot was ’robbed’ by mtv, he still having good week! he’s outselling 50 cent, and has been booked to perform at always entertaining emmys! 50 said he would retire if outsold, but is now chickening out. at least he has humility. nevermind. i hate hip hop (minus lupe fiasco).