Holy crap.

Kristen Bell, perhaps the cutest girl in the world, dated Dax Shepherd, a homely hack, and has now supposedly dumped him in favor of the Mac, uh, Justin Long.

My hunch is that she’s practicing her dating skills on f-list “actors” so that when she moves up to the A-list guys, she knows exactly how to charm ‘em. No, no that doesn’t sound like her at all. Damn.

Kristen, sweetie, you’ve got to set some damn standards for yourself. This is just getting ridiculous.