yowza. mischa barton just made the dumbest movie ever, finding t.A.T.u [preview here]. it’s about two girls who fall in love after a t.A.T.u concert and fall into the dangerous underworld. what!?
holy mother of god, this movie will kill every viewer through mere virtue of it’s courageous retardedness, and considering how f*cked up you’d need to be in the first place, this movie will be the mecca for the world’s dumb and illiterate like my friendly neighbor, ms. clydesdale, who once chased a squirrel for 17 miles to give him a nickel and a kiss.
5:25 pm on October 20th, 2007
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