craziness! jennifer aniston and orlando bloom may be hollywood’s newest couple and - oh my god - jennifer aniston and orlando bloom are hollywood’s newest couple!? where the hell in crazy motherf*cker town are we!? seriously. i want to know. nothing this bizarre has ever happened in the history of man. except that one time billy graham raped me with a pair of stereo headphones in third period english… god damn was that unexpected. i bled for weeks.
4:45 am on March 30th, 2008
NO NOT REALLY.
ORLANDO BLOOM IS OURS. SERIOUSLY.
NO TOUCHIE OUR BF. =]
8:25 am on March 30th, 2008
Dear Ms. Emily, Molly, and Laura,
A piece of Orlando Belongs to every women. He told me so himself… when he banged my nana =[
Thank you for writing. Have a glorious day.