Refreshing! Jessica Alba is perplexed as to why the paparazzi hound her everywhere, and said so in Elle magazine.

“[The paparazzi are] Fuckers! They do this [follow] to me every day. And every day there’s no story. I’m not doing drugs. I’m not running over people. I’m not going to clubs. I’m not dating anyone famous. I’m not doing anything interesting! I don’t get it. I’m the most boring chick ever.”

She raises an important point, why would anyone with a camera follow Jessica Alba? I’m stymied. And by stymied I mean aroused.